Your event is very important. The following are basic items that must be observed for Curtis to help you have a successful event.

Please read the following over carefully and share the link to this page with anyone who is responsible for the set up of your event.

The Performance Space

The Performance Space

MINIMUM 16' x 8' PERFORMANCE AREA

Whether floor space, risers, or a permanent stage in an auditorium. Risers preferred for audiences larger than 50 people. A general rule is 12" of riser height for every 100 people in attendance. For larger stages, steps should be located directly in front of the stage leading into the audience, not at the side of the stage.

NO DANCE FLOOR DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF STAGE

If this is absolutely unavoidable, seating must be arranged ON THE DANCE FLOOR prior to the performance. It can be removed after the performance.

MUST BE WELL LIT!

Dim lights are nice for mood lighting during dinner, but horrible for a show. A basic back wash lighting for auditoriums is usually sufficient, but full room lights are a must for banquet halls, conference rooms, hotel salons, and more.

LOCATED AWAY FROM NOISY OR HIGH TRAFFIC AREAS

Such as the main kitchen, bar, outside hallways, etc.

Seating Arrangement

Seating Arrangement

DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE STAGE.

No guests should be seated to the extreme sides, nor behind the stage. It is better for guests to be seated further away and in front of the performance area, than close and to the extreme left or right where they will not be able to see most of the performance.

AS CLOSE TO STAGE AS POSSIBLE

The "front row" should be as close to the stage as possible. If a large room with few people, everyone must be seated towards the front and not linger in the back. All of Curtis' shows involve constant audience participation and large gaps in the audience cause the pacing of the show to drag and your audience to lose interest. Plus Curtis is too old to be sprinting around the room!


Sound System

Sound System

NO PODIUMS OR LECTERNS

Unless a keynote presentation or talk. Any such items must be removed prior to Curtis' performance.

TWO WIRELESS HAND-HELD MICROPHONES NEEDED

One is for Curtis and the other for audience members who participate. Both must be in good working condition and not give any feedback, hissing, or noise when used while Curtis is in the audience or on stage. Both mics must be able to be used simultaneously without interference. Brand-new batteries must be installed immediately before the performance.

SYSTEM MUST SUPPORT AUXILIARY IMPUT

Curtis has a remote-controlled, portable music and sound cue system that plugs into almost any PA system through a 3.5 mm jack or standard XLR cable input (microphone cable input). He controls all of his own sound and music cues for the show by himself from the stage during the show.

CURTIS CAN PROVIDE HIS OWN, PORTABLE PA SYSTEM

Only as a last resort. Not available when Curtis travels by air to an event. Additional charges may accrue.

Video / Keynote Display

Video/ Keynote Display

Curtis has an excellent, fun, and entertaining slideshow (looping over several minutes) that guests can enjoy during dinner or anytime before and/or after the show. It is full of brain teasers, jokes, as well as information that prepares the audience for the show. A video projector or system that works with Apple Keynote is best, but we can provide a PC or other version if necessary. PLEASE NOTE: The slideshow is not necessary for every event so there is no need to provide this unless you are already using a system at your event.
Outdoor

During The Show

Things to be mindful of while Curtis is performing or presenting.

MEAL MUST BE SERVED BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW

Curtis' show relies heavily on audience participation and will NOT take place while guests are eating. He also often tosses things into the audience, and doesn't want these things to land in their food or drinks.

NO BEVERAGE OR WAITSTAFF SERVING DURING THE SHOW

This is extremely distracting and disruptive to the show. Curtis must have the audience's undivided attention at all times. Guests should stock up on drinks or other items prior to the performance.

NO BUSSING OF TABLES OR CLEANING UP

Also very distracting and disruptive to the performance. Most will want to get a head start on the clean up, but you're paying good money for a highly-entertaining show. Staff or servers can relax and enjoy the show too!

OTHER PRESENTERS OR PERFORMERS NOT TO SET UP ON STAGE DURING THE SHOW

Professional performers know better than to do this anyway, but it still happens occasionally. They must set up before Curtis' performance starts, or wait completely until it is over. No exceptions.

NO MOBILE PHONE USE

Inform guests to turn off, mute, or set on "airplane mode." Guests using their cell phones during a performance may find themselves (and the person they're speaking to on the phone) subjected to insane harassment from Curtis!

NO VIDEO RECORDING

Unless permission is given by Curtis in writing prior to the show, no guests, staff, or anyone present is to take a video recording of the show or any portion of it. Still photos are encouraged, but only if taking the pics is neither a distraction nor disruptive of the flow and pace of the show.

Questions? Contact our office!