Frequently Asked Questions
Curtis already knows some of the questions you want to ask, so he answered them here.
You're so predictable.
You didn't really expect to see an answer here, did you?
You can contact our office Monday through Friday from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. by calling 316-293-7368, or send an email to email@example.com.
You can also submit a request for a quote by scrolling down to the bottom of this page and filling out the short inquiry form.
Someone will get back to you right away about booking your event! Typically within 24 hours.
Mostly shows for drunk people. The more you drink, the more amazing he appears. Most of the time.
Curtis offers TWO basic types of shows:
Stage/Platform/Stand-Up Shows (these are "everybody-sit-down-and-watch" kind of shows)
Walk-Around/Strolling Entertainment (i.e. entertaining guests while they mix & mingle by walking among the crowd during cocktail hours, receptions, conventions, etc.). This option is only available for events with 100 or more people in attendance.
For specific details about what types of shows are best for your event, contact our office. Or figure it out yourself.
He performs until people just can't stand it anymore, or they pass out, whichever comes first.
If you really must know, Stand Up/Stage/Platform Shows are typically 45-60 minutes for most events, but can be 75-90 minutes when needed.
Walk-Around/Strolling is usually 1-3 hours in length, depending upon the event. Full day options for this are also available for all-day or multiple day events such as conventions, trade shows, festivals, etc.
Curtis is based in Wichita, KS. Originally from Mars (like ALL of his gender), currently he's limited only to events on Planet Earth.
Just keep in mind that wherever he goes, he plans on charging you for it.
You should have done it yesterday, but you procrastinated didn't you?
90 days is usually best. Curtis performs for a large variety of events and venues, and occasionally is booked 12 months or more in advance. Friday and Saturday nights are the first days of the week to fill up, especially during the Holidays.
However, we get "last-minute" requests quite often and endeavor to be as accomodating as possible. Give us a call anyway and let us know!
Not for YOUR children he doesn't!
Just kidding! Curtis loves children, has raised two beautiful daughters and has a grandson. While it is usually safe for children to attend many of Curtis' performances, he does not do shows specifically geared for small children such as birthday parties, Cub Scout banquets, Library reading programs, elementary schools, etc.
KEYNOTES & SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS:
A simple podium and wireless, hand-held microphone for audiences larger than 25 people. Overhead projector screens that can display Apple Keynote or MS PowerPoint slides is also important as these are helpful visual aids for his presentations.
A small area in virtually any room of the house, club, or other venue. Back patios or outdoor venues are acceptable as well, but provisions must be made indoors for inclement weather.
Please see Curtis' detailed rider by clicking here.
The requirements for all events are quite minimal. Curtis is very flexible and accomodating and any special requirements for an event will be discussed and agreed upon prior to the execution of a performance contract.
No. Curtis supports a large number of charities already of his choosing. If you would like to book Curtis to perform at a charity fundraiser, he offers special discount pricing for sponsors. Contact our office to find out more by clicking here.
ABSOLUTELY! Curtis excels at taking a special message or theme and making it a part of his performances or presentations. Keep in mind that at times considerable advanced notice may be necessary depending upon the scope of what it is that is needed.
No. That would be a magician or an illusionist. That's okay, people often confuse them. They're all weirdos who look alike.
He did yesterday. Looks like you missed it!